Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Chaos & Catastrophe : Collision with Comet in 6 days
Fear gripped the people of Planet Earth, as NASA announced that there would be a spectacular collision with comet Tempel 1 in just six days time.
The stock market shuddered and the supermarkets could not keep up with the demand for baked beans, until it became clear that the collision was not with Planet Earth but with a space probe called Deep Impact.
Comet on collision course
In America, panic turned to relief, and then delight as the realisation dawned that the forthcoming lightshow would occur on American Independence Day.
Can anything, ever be too perfect?
Note: 3000 character limit on comments The stock market shuddered and the supermarkets could not keep up with the demand for baked beans, until it became clear that the collision was not with Planet Earth but with a space probe called Deep Impact.
Comet on collision course
In America, panic turned to relief, and then delight as the realisation dawned that the forthcoming lightshow would occur on American Independence Day.
Can anything, ever be too perfect?
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