Tuesday, March 22, 2005
Choose your war!
Its not the War on Terror anymore folks. If you think that then you're sadly behind the times. The War has been extended into new realms, and segmented into 5 individual but simultaneous wars, and you can now choose any or all of them to fight. It's about liberty and freedom of choice you see!
Direct from Capital Hill we present you the list of wars currently waging against America and or the Church.
1. War with Islamic Terrorists at home & abroad!
2. War with European Secularism!
3. War with Red China! (We don't realize it yet!)
4. War with the Pagan Left in our Churches & Culture!
5. War with Those who Despise Christ & Our Judeo Christian Heritage!
Feel free to slip into one and try it on for size.
Show it of to your friends. Notice their admiring glances.
Via J-Walk
Note: 3000 character limit on comments Direct from Capital Hill we present you the list of wars currently waging against America and or the Church.
1. War with Islamic Terrorists at home & abroad!
2. War with European Secularism!
3. War with Red China! (We don't realize it yet!)
4. War with the Pagan Left in our Churches & Culture!
5. War with Those who Despise Christ & Our Judeo Christian Heritage!
Feel free to slip into one and try it on for size.
Show it of to your friends. Notice their admiring glances.
Via J-Walk
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If I pick the right one Rex, do I get to pick of the board (of an oil company)?
How about the buying of a vow?
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How about the buying of a vow?
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