Rex in the City

According to an informed source, a scandal plagued, flamboyant self styled guru, who is allegedly dogged by a character issue, was savagely murdered by a beloved intensely private hero firefighter who is a known to be a confirmed bachelor.

This shocking revelation was revealed by a source who spoke on the condition of anonymity, but uncertainty still exists as the police task force explore the exclusive neighbourhood for more vital evidence.

With News Wire Services (and Crikey)