Thursday, May 26, 2005


Freedom Fries Finest Falls Foul of Feckless Left

The poor humble defenceless Republicans who bravely keep the United States Congress and Senate safe from the malignant forces of the hugely powerful left dominated media, were saddened today to find that one of their very own brave warriors, has fallen in the battle against the nagging thought, that just maybe, Iraq wasn’t such a good idea.

Walter “Freedom Fries” Jones, the man who led the campaign to re-name the hot chips served up in the congress canteen from French Fries to Freedom Fries, and who once voted for the War has now become a steadfast opponent.

"If we were given misinformation intentionally by people in this administration, to commit the authority to send boys, and in some instances girls, to go into Iraq, that is wrong," Jones said. "Congress must be told the truth."

How could Congressmen Jones come to such a conclusion if not for the malignant force of the left-dominated media?

Then again Mr. Jones also speaks to God often, and that can only mean one thing - God is also is being way too influenced by the left dominated media.

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