Rex in the City

photo:Herald Sun
Senator Bill Heffernan vowed today to close down the Melbourne Grand Prix after seeing this photo of beach volleyballer Kerri Potharst dry rooting Formula One Ace Michael Schumacher.

"This sort of behaviour is what I'd expect of my dog." said the Senator. "and thousands of impressionable kids watch the Grand Prix, looking up to their idols, and this is how they behave, Its a disgrace"

Australian Grand Prix Supremo, Tim Bamford was unapolagetic. "We've got to do something to keep the kiddies interested, there's so much competition for their attention, and models standing around in bikinis is just not cutting it anymore, we've got to take things to the next level"