Thursday, March 17, 2005
Australia not number one :OECD
Today we learn that the OECD, an organisation my friends, located in Paris, France, has not given us any coloured stars on our homework. Like the nitpicking, funspoiling, freedom hating, black helicopter pilots that they are, they've sent a note to our parents saying we're not concentrating in class and can do better.
Here's the list of lefty propaganda that they're trying to peddle:
- 8th worst Greenhouse gas emitter
- 4th Highest long term interest rates
- Third worst (28th) in foreign investment
- Second worst in Houshold savings
- 16th in growth in trade
- 12th in labour productivity
- 18th in R& D spending
- Only 6th highest number of hours worked.
Now read this list again people. Do they once mention Thorpey or Hackett? Do they mention The Shark? Do they mention Warney? Do they mention the hottest chicks on the block? Elle? Megan? Kristy?. Do they mention Channel Nine, who by the way are still the one? Do they mention that President Bush mention's our John's name quite often on the news, and that they're pardners?, Do they mention the new Monaro? or Fosters? or the fact that our lads are in Iraq? Do they say how cute our accent is, and talk about the wonderful wine we make? Do they mention at all the Big Pinapple, The Big Lobster, The Big Merino, or RM Williams boots?
No they don't. They ignore all the evidence that doesn't suit their argument.
What is it with these people? Any normal person would be jealous!