Friday, February 18, 2005
Isreali spy dips wick in Drac's daughter
"I hope he was circumcised" said Attorney General Phillip Ruddock today when he learnt that his babelicious daughter Caitlin has been engaged in "close contact" with an Isreali Spy.
Ruddock known for being fastidious about cleanliness, and aware of concerns about uncircumsized men has often advised his daughter to examine the prepuce of any bonking beau before bedtime.
When it was pointed out that the spy in question was in all probability a Jew, and was therefore quite likely to be pre-peeled, Ruddock was heard to mutter, "Yes, but don't forget he's a spy, maybe he's in disguise".
Note: 3000 character limit on comments Ruddock known for being fastidious about cleanliness, and aware of concerns about uncircumsized men has often advised his daughter to examine the prepuce of any bonking beau before bedtime.
When it was pointed out that the spy in question was in all probability a Jew, and was therefore quite likely to be pre-peeled, Ruddock was heard to mutter, "Yes, but don't forget he's a spy, maybe he's in disguise".
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